Do you know how many camping trips, over how many summers I put in sleeping in crappy blankets rather than a real sleeping bag, because I just could not afford one? Do you know how many years it took us to accumulate all our camping gear? Or how many trips we took where we happily went without certain gear because we love the outdoors that much?
When my grandparents generously gave me some spending money, I decided to splurge and get the best sleeping bag ever.....I used it 4 times...and now it's gone.You got our attention when you decided to ransack the communal storage lockers. It sucked to find other peoples items thrown in amongst our things, but what sucked the most was discovering that you had taken nearly $750 of our beloved camping gear. This hurts us on levels that I won't get into here and because of this I have absolutely no sympathy for you or any problems you might have.
So less than two weeks later we now feel almost targeted when we discover our car has been broken into. And, of course it happens on the same night when Brad forgets his wallet in the glove compartment.*
If I ever get my hands on you, it will be chainsaw enemas all around.
Yours Truly,
Jabba
*This has never happened before. Ever.
5 comments:
Ouch, that is awful!
Oh no!! That's so horrible-- vile karmic vibes are being sent in the general direction of the robbers! BOO!!
I still can't believe it! And isn't your parkade secure? I seem to remember driving in and having to wait for the door to come down before you could drive on - what the hell?
"it will be chainsaw enemas all around" is the best line I have heard in a long time.
Sorry!
Oh lady! I just got your letter on the subject too. Petty crime is king in B.C. I know how you feel. I miss my Sunshine Coast purse and Istanbul wallet. BASTARDOS!!! Guess saying sorry doesn't bring the items back, but I'm saying it anyway. This sucks, and SORRY it happened.
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